From the Home Office in Beautiful Downtown Asmara

My Top Ten List

Of

Things That I Didn't Write Home About

  1. Getting laid by a Bar Whore on my first trip to downtown Asmara.
  1. Puking my guts out after playing 7-14-21 in the Oasis Club Stag Bar.
  1. Marathon drinking and sex orgies at Juanie's house on Queen Elizabeth Ave.
  1. My visits to Mama Kathy's.
  1. Why "Spook" McKay was called the "King of Grossness".
  1. The Infamous 11 Man Pyramid Moon.
  1. Bed bug bites the size of quarters on my back after my first trip to "Spook's Alley".
  1. Getting body lice ("crabs") from a brown bagger.
  1. My Gross Guy initiation in Massawa (going down on an ugly bar whore in a bar).

And the Number One thing that I never told Mom

My Article 15 for dancing, pissing and then passing out in 1SG Keener's flower bed in front of the Company "A" Barracks.