Spook McKay, Mel Rose, myself and a bunch of others were camped out on the beach in Massawa one time and Spook had brought back a honey from the 4 Floors and was banging her in the middle of the afternoon on the beach. He was so damn drunk he passed out for a couple of hours with his pants around his ankles. His ass got red as a beet.

We got back up to the Oasis Club later that evening and decided it would be a good time to shoot the Banana Split Moon we had been talking about. Long, tall Mel would be the banana, I was the scoop if vanilla, Spook with his sunburned ass was the scoop of strawberry and we talked a guy named Francis, who was just as fucked up as we were, to be the scoop of chocolate.

It was "brownbagger night" so when the Maurocks took a break, we all ran up on stage, Mel stripped butt fucking naked and laid flat on the stage. Spook, Frannie and I dropped trou and squatted down and shot a moon over the top of him. We grossed out those teeny boppers pretty well, they were running for the doors. We all got kicked out of the Oasis Club for 30 days, but fuck it, it was worth it!