Five horned up, drunken motherfuckers climbed into my 53 Chrysler Windsor and headed into town after a night of drinking at the Oasis Club. Gogo Grossmac,, Mel Rose, Spook Mckay, Tom Sherman and Juan de Dios Apodaca.

"Where the hell are we going?"

"Mama's" someone says.

We pull up in front of Mama's and go through the usual bullshit with the guard. "Son Home? No, well open the fuckin' gate and let us in."

Mama comes to the door and greets us with a smile. We all go in, it's pretty crowded in that little room with 5 guys and Mama. Mel Rose is already taking his pants off, he always has to be first, and last. It's a little vague exactly what happened next but it wasn't long before everyone was grabbling Mama, and she was loving it! I guess that waiting in line bullshit wasn't going to happen tonight.

It was pretty dark in there but Spook somehow got underneath Mama and was taking care of the back door. I was on my knees over Mama's face getting the world famous Mama blowjob and Mel was fucking the shit out of her. He must have been getting slapped in the face by my fucking balls because I was right in front of him.

Meanwhile, Tom and Juan were outboard getting handjobs, but positions must have changed somewhere in the middle of it because I distinctly remember hearing Juan's voice yell out "Hey goddamn it, that's me!"